Seriously, How Stupid Can The Trump Administration Be?
Were they too lazy to use secure channels? Too arrogant to think rules applied to them? Or just too plain ignorant to understand the basics of cyber security?
LAKE GENEVA, WI - You would think that people entrusted with the most sensitive information in the world might—bare minimum—understand the importance of keeping their mouths shut and their messages secure. But apparently, that’s asking too much from the Trump administration. In what has to be one of the dumbest national security blunders since Watergate, we now know that several former officials in Trump’s orbit were discussing classified and confidential matters in group chats. GROUP CHATS. Like middle schoolers planning a pizza party.
This isn’t just careless. It’s criminally stupid.
Let me be blunt: anyone who has ever had to set up two-factor authentication for their bank app knows that digital communication is vulnerable. Hackers, foreign adversaries, tech companies, even bored teenagers with a laptop and free time—there’s no shortage of people who can access unsecured messages. So what in the holy hell were these people thinking?
Were they too lazy to use secure channels? Too arrogant to think rules applied to them? Or just too plain ignorant to understand the basics of cyber security? Honestly, it might be all three. And that’s what makes it even more infuriating.
These aren’t random nobodies. These are (or were) the supposed “best people” Trump swore he surrounded himself with. National Security Advisors. Cabinet members. White House aides. People with access to intelligence briefings, military operations, and diplomatic negotiations—chatting it up in iMessage like they were gossiping about “The Bachelor.”
Even worse, they weren’t just tossing around policy opinions. Some of the content reportedly involved sensitive government business, possible legal strategies, and discussions tied to investigations. If you’re dumb enough to put that in writing in a group chat, you have no business being anywhere near public service, much less the highest levels of government.
Imagine if Barack Obama’s people had done this. Fox News would still be foaming at the mouth in a 24/7 rage spiral. But Trump’s team? The same people who screeched about Hillary Clinton’s emails for five straight years? They’re now shrugging and pretending this isn’t a big deal.
The hypocrisy is almost as outrageous as the incompetence.
This isn’t just an embarrassing little oopsie. It’s a flashing red warning sign about what happens when you put unserious people in serious positions. National security isn’t a joke. It’s not a “vibe.” It’s not something you casually hash out in a thread between memes and lunch plans.
And let’s be real—this is just one more example of how reckless, arrogant, and utterly unqualified so many people in Trump’s orbit truly were. They treated government like a reality show, their positions like status symbols, and their responsibilities like an inconvenience. And now we’re left to pick up the pieces of their idiotic choices.
So to the Trump cronies who thought a group chat was a good idea: congratulations. You’ve set a new bar for stupidity. And in an administration already full of grifters, liars, and chaos agents, that’s saying something.